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Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich 

National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:

2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)

Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
"Once you have tasted a Vietnamese noodle sandwich, you will never go back".

Vietnamese noodle soup 

Two or more south Asian penis', usually still dripping wet from pounding ass.
Luc got friction burns from eating some hot Vietnamese noodle soup last night.
Vietnamese noodle soup by stusx10 August 31, 2018