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videophile

Someone who is a complete nitpick when it comes to the quality of a home video. They're the reason that SuperBit DVD's were made.
They tend to complain whenever a video shows even the least amount of dicoloration, blurring, or artifacting.
Also deplore the quality of bootleg movies but just can't stop downloading them.
videophile: "OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY WIDESCREEN SPIDERMAN 2 DVD HAS A GHOST FRAME DURING AN ANGLE SWITCH IN A BATTLE SCENE THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER NOTICE UNLESS THEY TOOK THE TIME TO PAN THROUGH THE VIDEO FRAME BY FRAME! 10/10/1 >:-(
videophile by SkullWolf November 26, 2004

Vileophone 

Seriously, she was so skinny, if I'd had a hammer I could have played her vileophone.

videopoetry 

Videopoetry is a genre of poetry displayed on a screen, distinguished by its time-based, poetic juxtaposition of images with text and sound. In the measured blending of these three elements, it produces in the viewer the realization of a poetic experience.
Presented as a multimedia object of a fixed duration, the principal function of a videopoem is to demonstrate the process of thought and the simultaneity of experience, expressed in words – visible and/or audible – whose meaning is blended with, but not illustrated by, the images and the soundtrack.
Text, displayed on-screen or voiced, is an essential element of videopoetry. A work which does not contain visible or audible text could be described as poetic, as an art film or video art, but not as a videopoem.

Imagery in a videopoem – including on-screen text – does not illustrate the voiced text.
videopoetry by mediamind November 14, 2019

videophobic 

The videophobic is making up words again
videophobic by Krelock January 10, 2022

Video Phone 

A Song that was Originally by Beyonce , but later when she was afraid to flop , she Dragged GaGa to the studio and Told Her that she should make a remix with her (like she did with Shakira) and it Gave GaGa (Geyonce at that Time) the inspiration to do Telephone , which totally kicked 'Video Phone's Ass later .
So press record and let you film me
On your video phone
Make a cameo
Tape me on your video phone
I can handle you
Watch me on your video phone
On your video, video
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone
Video Phone by TheLK July 25, 2010

Videophobia 

A fear of being recorded in videos, stemming from a lack of confidence about readiness or appearance. Even if it's a money-making, life-changing opportunity.
Friend 1: I changed my mind. I'm not going to be able to launch my YouTube channel. I don't think I'm pretty enough, and nobody will watch it.

Friend 2: What? You're the prettiest girl I know, and everybody likes you. You're just scared of the camera. Sounds like videophobia.