A fear of being recorded in videos, stemming from a lack of confidence about readiness or appearance. Even if it's a money-making, life-changing opportunity.
Friend 1: I changed my mind. I'm not going to be able to launch my YouTube channel. I don't think I'm pretty enough, and nobody will watch it.
Friend 2: What? You're the prettiest girl I know, and everybody likes you. You're just scared of the camera. Sounds like videophobia.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'