victory sex

(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement

Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"

by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

Victory Sex

What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.

"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama

by BlackTokyo May 25, 2011

Victory Sex.

Sex after one's favorite sports team has won a championship or after getting a promotion or other favorable action.

After the Steelers won the Super Bowl, the wife and I had mad Victory Sex.

by Victory Sex Man! June 16, 2010

victorsexual

Pregnant orange jumpsuit mf with dummy thicc cheeks, a bowl cut, and likes to wipe his ass with ur face. Also super cool because he t poses

Victor: "I need to wipe my ass, can you put your face under there"
Gru: "Fuck no, you dumb bitch"
Victor: "I'm victorsexual, unless you wanna be victorphobic.."
Gru: "Oh shit, nevermind, I gotchu" *Puts face under Victor's ass
Victor: "That's right" *Victor shits in Gru's face*

by victorsexual October 2, 2021