11 definitions by BlackTokyo

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Something blown far out of proportion by the media and the World Health Organization. It's just like the "normal" flu, excluding the fact that this swine flu does not currently have a vaccination.

The media fails to tell you that the only people who have died of this so-called "deadly" virus are:

1) Mexicans with terrible health care and terrible health in general who are living in close quarters.

2) Babies and old people

Note that anyone who has any remote knowledge on disease knows that these types of people die from the "normal" flu, and that the swine flu isn't some kind of deadly disease because it hasn't killed anyone that a normal sickness wouldn't have.

Also take note of the fact that hundreds of people have gotten sick in the United States alone, and yet all of these cases were called "mild". Know that all of these "mild" cases have occurred in adults and/or teenagers, who would not die from the "normal" flu.

What also is failed to be mentioned is the fact that a "Pandemic" is any disease that is spread worldwide. Thus, just because the swine flu is a pandemic doesn't mean we'll all die. The common cold is a pandemic, and no one goes around freaking out about that.

This is another phase in the "we're-all-gonna-die" angst in 50% of the human population. It'll pass by 2010.
It was once said that pigs will fly when we have a black President. Now we have the swine flu.
by BlackTokyo May 01, 2009
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A phrase uttered by those completely ignorant of history. Little does the speaker know that the Dalai Lama's reign in Tibet was plagued with slavery and abuse of his people, so long as they weren't Gelug Tibetan Buddhists (the Dalai Lama's sect).
Ignorant Protester: Free Tibet!

Intelligent man/woman: While Chinese rule in Tibet has been bad, it's nothing compared to what Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, did to Tibet

Ignorant Protester: The government is messing with your hand man! You don't know nothing dude!
by BlackTokyo April 25, 2009
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A food that white people who live in a 1%-or-less black neighborhood think that black people like
White guy: "I heard you like watermelon nigger"
Black guy: "Nobody in my family does..."
by BlackTokyo August 18, 2009
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An ignorant black nationalist group claiming to be followers of the "true" Islam. You know, completely ignoring the fact that Muhammad said:

"Allah does not look at your shapes or your colors but He looks at your hearts (intentions) and your deeds."

And that the Qur'an says:
"O mankind! We have created you from a single male and female and made you into nations and tribes so that you may know each other." (49:13)

In fact, Muhammad himself was a white Arab and the first man to perform the Muslim call to prayer (the Adhan) was Bilal, a black ex-slave. Islam is inherently non-racist, and anyone who says or thinks otherwise is an idiot.
Malcolm X was killed because he exposed the Nation of Islam for what it is: a false teaching.
by BlackTokyo April 26, 2009
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#1: A white person who pretends to hate black people in 90% of his/her YouTube comments. Has at least 20 black friends, 5 of which would be on his/her cell phone's contact list. Usually is mad because he was bullied by a black kid sometime recently.

#2: A black person who calls whites "devils" in all of his/her YouTube comments. Usually sticks to Malcolm X videos, completely ignoring the fact that Malcolm renounced all of his racist views shortly before his death.

#3: An Asian who argues for Asian superiority in his/her YouTube comments. He/she has never touched a member of the opposite sex before.

#4: A Hispanic who hates blacks in his/her comments. He/she usually has at least 10 rap videos by black rappers as favorites.
YouTube Racists in their prime:

#1: KKKWhitePower wrote: "go bck 2 afrika. now shut up while i call my best friend, marcus johnson"

#2: LouisFarrakhanisdaShizz wrote: "LOLOL u fuckin whites are devils. STFU. now let me watch my pre-hajj malcolm x vids without u commenting on them"

#3: AZN wrote: "AZN PRIDE. ALL OTHER RACES ARE STUPID. lmao wtf is a girl stupid bitch"

#4: Holmes328492 wrote: "FUCK UR BLACK ASS. i'm gonna go watch "A Milli" by Lil Wayne 4 times now"
by BlackTokyo May 03, 2009
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A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following formula:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess

Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
by BlackTokyo May 04, 2009
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A nappy-headed ho.
Don Imus is a nappy-headed ho.
by BlackTokyo August 20, 2009
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