11 definitions by BlackTokyo

A food that white people who live in a 1%-or-less black neighborhood think that black people like
White guy: "I heard you like watermelon nigger"
Black guy: "Nobody in my family does..."
by BlackTokyo August 18, 2009
A program held at colleges and universities (such as Brown University) that allows High School students to act as if they're a committee in the United Nations or a part of a historical meeting (eg. the French Resistance).

The greatest social experience of all time. Usually includes a dance where people go wild, grind on each other, etc.

Definitely do it if you have a chance. 10 times better than Model Congress.
Guy A: At Model UN, I got hit on by a 25 year old chick, grinded on another chick, and said some cheesy pickup lines to another. I came back with 3 numbers too

Guy B: Awww, we don't do that in Model Congress
by BlackTokyo November 16, 2010
A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following formula:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess

Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
by BlackTokyo May 5, 2009
What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.
"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama
by BlackTokyo May 2, 2011
Something blown far out of proportion by the media and the World Health Organization. It's just like the "normal" flu, excluding the fact that this swine flu does not currently have a vaccination.

The media fails to tell you that the only people who have died of this so-called "deadly" virus are:

1) Mexicans with terrible health care and terrible health in general who are living in close quarters.

2) Babies and old people

Note that anyone who has any remote knowledge on disease knows that these types of people die from the "normal" flu, and that the swine flu isn't some kind of deadly disease because it hasn't killed anyone that a normal sickness wouldn't have.

Also take note of the fact that hundreds of people have gotten sick in the United States alone, and yet all of these cases were called "mild". Know that all of these "mild" cases have occurred in adults and/or teenagers, who would not die from the "normal" flu.

What also is failed to be mentioned is the fact that a "Pandemic" is any disease that is spread worldwide. Thus, just because the swine flu is a pandemic doesn't mean we'll all die. The common cold is a pandemic, and no one goes around freaking out about that.

This is another phase in the "we're-all-gonna-die" angst in 50% of the human population. It'll pass by 2010.
It was once said that pigs will fly when we have a black President. Now we have the swine flu.
by BlackTokyo May 2, 2009
An insult used against blacks living in a non-African country.

What people forget when they use it, however, is that in order to "go back" to somewhere, you have to have been born in that place. Most likely, the black who you tried to insult was born in a Western country, and no Western country is located in the continent of Africa.

If you want to use this insult: you should go back to school and learn some geography. While you're there, learn some scientific facts, such as how all humans can trace their origins back to Africa, not just blacks. It has been proven: the most racist communities also happen to be the least educated.
Racist: "Go back to Africa"
Black: "You should come with me since all humans are originally from Africa. It's either go there or remain a 16 year old 5th grader for you"
by BlackTokyo April 19, 2009
A phrase uttered by those completely ignorant of history. Little does the speaker know that the Dalai Lama's reign in Tibet was plagued with slavery and abuse of his people, so long as they weren't Gelug Tibetan Buddhists (the Dalai Lama's sect).
Ignorant Protester: Free Tibet!

Intelligent man/woman: While Chinese rule in Tibet has been bad, it's nothing compared to what Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, did to Tibet

Ignorant Protester: The government is messing with your hand man! You don't know nothing dude!
by BlackTokyo April 25, 2009