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Vibraphone 

Very similar to a xylophone, this instrument is metallic and uses a moter to resonate the sound. It is also the best instrument ever.
omg dude that doug perry kid it the best vibraphone player i've ever heard in my life DAINK
Vibraphone by DrumUltimA March 14, 2003

vibraphone 

a xylophone variation that is commonly broken while singing the big chungus song
hey tommy where did u leave my vibraphone

sorry i broke it while singing big chungus

you fookin bot man
vibraphone by WWW gAng September 7, 2020

Vibraphone 

see mullet- i mean mallets
Vibraphone by your mom March 14, 2003

Vibraphonia 

The recurring feeling that your cell phone/pager/other device is vibrating in your pocket, alerting you to a call/message, when it's really not.
Michael: Man, I keep thinking I'm receiving a message, but I'm not!

Jim: Dude, that's some bad vibraphonia.
Vibraphonia by Rabo Karabek March 7, 2010

hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

i have got hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

vibraphobic

Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See dildophobic.
"So did you dump that guy yet?"

"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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