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Vibraphone 

The best percussion instrument that requires mallets. Can be found in a concert or marching setting. Often times in a front ensemble, they are the most fun sub-section.
Look at those vibraphone players! They're so awesome!
Vibraphone by Vibraphone9 November 30, 2010
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Vibraphone 

Very similar to a xylophone, this instrument is metallic and uses a moter to resonate the sound. It is also the best instrument ever.
omg dude that doug perry kid it the best vibraphone player i've ever heard in my life DAINK
Vibraphone by DrumUltimA March 14, 2003

vibraphone 

a xylophone variation that is commonly broken while singing the big chungus song
hey tommy where did u leave my vibraphone

sorry i broke it while singing big chungus

you fookin bot man
vibraphone by WWW gAng September 7, 2020

Vibraphone 

see mullet- i mean mallets
Vibraphone by your mom March 14, 2003

Vibraphonia 

The recurring feeling that your cell phone/pager/other device is vibrating in your pocket, alerting you to a call/message, when it's really not.
Michael: Man, I keep thinking I'm receiving a message, but I'm not!

Jim: Dude, that's some bad vibraphonia.
Vibraphonia by Rabo Karabek March 7, 2010

hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

i have got hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

vibraphobic

Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See dildophobic.
"So did you dump that guy yet?"

"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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