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Vesuvious 

Of or relating to a volcano, particularly Vesuvius. Synonymous to volcanic, eruptive, insuppressible, and etymologically derived from the Vesuvius volcano.
Blanche had a vesuvious passion for love and ecstacy that constantly threatened to erupt from within her.

The Vesuvian civilization developed rapidly thanks to its people's appreciation of the vesuvian rock as a valuable resource and their ingenious innovative spirit with which the rocks were iteratively repurposed into a multitude of novel technologies.
Vesuvious by SaltyFingrz November 10, 2021
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Vesuvio Special 

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special
Vesuvio Special by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Mount Vesuvius 

The occurrence of explosive diarrhea immediately after anal sex, while the participant is lying on their stomach, and the fecal matter projects upward in a volcano-like fashion.
My 1200 thread count sheets were ruined after that ho Mount Vesuvius'd all over the bed.
Mount Vesuvius by Fecalstein June 1, 2010

Reverse Mount Vesuvius 

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you cum she vomits all over your dick but then not only swallows all the cum but the vomit too.
I was getting head from my girl last night and when I busted a nut it made her puke but then she went reverse mount Vesuvius on me.

vesuviass 

Having severe diarrhea with a large amount of gas that expels the near-liquid foamy fecal matter, much like the volcano that destroyed Pompeii.
"Dude, you've been in there a long time..."

"I'm going to be a while"

"It sounds like you broke the toilet"

"Yeah, carrots give me vesuviass"
vesuviass by IAMCORNHOLIO October 19, 2012

vesuvius 

A shit, having the consistency of toothpaste, that contains enough mass so as it stacks upon itself it will create a pile of shit in the toilet bowl that breaches the water level in the bowl. The pile of crap in the toilet will resemble a volcano. (Vesuvius is a famous volcano in Italy.)
I don't know what I ate for lunch, but by two o'clock I had dropped a vesuvius in stall # 2
vesuvius by Lou_III September 27, 2006

Vesuvius 

An adjective describing a person or thing that is explosive or has explosive tendencies. Useful in, but not limited to, describing sports stars, their skills, and their tempers.
When Reggie Bush gets the ball in his hands, he becomes absolutely vesuvius!

Oh my God! Marcus Thames hits another vesuvius home run!

John Rocker had one of the most vesuvius tempers in the last 10 years of Major League Baseball.
Vesuvius by AdamJamez June 11, 2008