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Kris Versteeg 

Kristopher Versteeg was born May 13, 2986 in Lethbridge, AB, CAN. He plays right wing, and shoots right. On June 9, 2010, he won the Stanley Cup with the Chicago Blackhawks. On June 30, 2010, he was traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs. In addition to playing hockey, he has a passion for singing/rapping in public, this was evident when he sung Fergie's Glamorous on Mouthpiece Sports. Also, at the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks' victory parade, he performed a short self-written rap. He and his fellow former teammate, Patrick Kane performed "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" at the Campbell For Kids Texas Hold'em event.
Guy: Did you see Kris Versteeg's opening goal at the 2009 Winter Classic at Wrigley Field against the Detroit Red Wings?

Girl: The question is have you seen his rendition of Glamorous by Fergie?
Kris Versteeg by NHLoverSeattle August 21, 2010

Vorstell 

Vorstell if humans could fly, some things would be done more easily, don't ya think?
Vorstell by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

Verstehejy

Gucci: you must do it now verstehejy
Worker: yess boss i understand
Verstehejy by IssaBraGuc April 1, 2022

versellus 

The way an ignorant, meth-addicted squanker pronounces "Versailles", as in the French palace famous for it's lavish gardens, and the residence of Louis the 16th and his wife Marie Antoinette.
Snapper: I really could use your help getting this place cleaned up.

Me: What's the name of the street? Bersellus?

Snapper: Versellus. With a V.
Me: I've never heard of it.
Snapper: Versellus-- here, I'll spell it: V - e - r - s - a - I- double L - e - s. Versellus.
Me: Oh, you mean Versailles.
Snapper: Yeah. Versellus. Now get your ass over here.
versellus by pstalldude February 6, 2023

Adrian Vertel 

He's nice.
Adrian Vertel: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adrian Vertel by Gerald Apricot April 29, 2022

versatelligence 

The speed with which you can operate an ATM.
Dude, you're already done getting your money out? You've got some major versatelligence.