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Verpoes

"Verpoes" is a slang term used in Afrikaans highschools in South Africa, commonly using it to label weak or punchable people.
"Ek gaan hom verpoes!" "Hy lyk maklik on te verpoes."
by Englishinafrikaansschool June 9, 2023
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Verpes

Vaginal herpes that occurs only in the brains of gay men. It is terminal.

Not to be confused with "virtual herpes."
Joy McCosh: It's been non-stop love making for 4 days now D:
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: LIES. You have verpes.
Joy McCosh: Verpies? Is that virtual herpes?
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: Vaginal herpes, duh.
Joy McCosh: Ah, okay. I didn't know I could get vaginal herpes, but kthx.
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: You can, but it's a terminal illness of the brain. *sighs* you should have set it to Wumbo...
by Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh January 4, 2011
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Verpes

A combination of verbal diarrhea and herpes that results in people running their mouths, talking nasty about other people and generally spreading bullshit like they would spread herpes.
Watch out, those bitches over there whispering and spreading rumors - they've got themselves a case of the VERPES!
by Hiede, hiede, April 20, 2015
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