Vaginal herpes that occurs only in the brains of gay men. It is terminal.

Not to be confused with "virtual herpes."
Joy McCosh: It's been non-stop love making for 4 days now D:
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: LIES. You have verpes.
Joy McCosh: Verpies? Is that virtual herpes?
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: Vaginal herpes, duh.
Joy McCosh: Ah, okay. I didn't know I could get vaginal herpes, but kthx.
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: You can, but it's a terminal illness of the brain. *sighs* you should have set it to Wumbo...
by Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh January 2, 2011
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A combination of verbal diarrhea and herpes that results in people running their mouths, talking nasty about other people and generally spreading bullshit like they would spread herpes.
Watch out, those bitches over there whispering and spreading rumors - they've got themselves a case of the VERPES!
by Hiede, hiede, April 20, 2015
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When you berp and some vomit comes up with it.
BUUUURRRRhuuummmm Oh gross that was a verp
by Moose June 12, 2004
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A verp occurs when you burp and a nasty bit of vomit comes up with it.
This is self-explanitory.
by LeStranger October 23, 2004
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Suckass pumpass just verped up some food.
by Big & Stinky January 28, 2017
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Similar to the word "shart", only this occurs when you burp and vomit in your mouth.
(person 1)- Oh gross, I just verped!
(person 2)- haha. that sucks!
by bbooaatt June 27, 2011
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Something that has pushed you to almost vomit. When you have seen something gross, worked yourself too hard at the gym. That burp that brings up part of your dinner. That's a verp. It's a vomity burp.
I had a verp after I drank that last shot of jager.
The sight of Jack's hairy back made me verp.
by haggle worthy June 11, 2009
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