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The unfortunate happening of hair loss, stupidity, coolism, and just straight up baller.
"Dude he's so vernonish"
Vernonish by olivr March 7, 2009
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vernisha 

Kind, loving different person. Doesn't need anyone else besides herself. Got/Had an amazing and loving life. Loved by many people. Very secretive about personal life and information. Makes the right decision all the time. Mature at times, immature at times. Got amazing friends and leave ones that aren't real friends
Vernisha is kind and loving
vernisha by V2i4y December 28, 2017

Vernonite 

A person that originates or is from a small town in northern New Jersey called Vernon.
Us Vernonites sure know how to party by drinking a lot of beer and smoking a lot of pot.
Vernonite by BIOTCH June 18, 2006
Describing an object or drawing that looks like a Venn Diagram; generally including overlapping circles.
That vennish poster in the back of the room does a good job of organizing the ideas.
vennish by mobyss March 18, 2008

Vernishia 

A sexy lesbian girl, who will pull one fine girl and make everyone jealous. She’s also very loyal, kind and loving to the girl she wants to be all those things too. She’ll always make you blush just being herself. She does normal things but makes them look seductive.
Wow, Vernishia pulled the girl i’ve always wanted.

Her smile is sexy.

I want someone like Vernishia, look how she treats her girlfriend
Vernishia by blackbluecherry March 8, 2019

vernons server 

Vernon server is a place that is very special to me… Vernons server is a fun and kind place where i met the best and most wonderful and most amazing people of my life. Vernons server is a place where i go to when i feel sad. Vernons server is a place where we make funny jokes and laugh all day. Vernons server is a place where we stay up all night. Vernons server is a place where i go to when im sad. Vernons Server is a place where you feel loved. Vernons server is a place where we dont even know what were talking about. Vernons server is a place i trust and love. Vernons server=love. Vernons server is a place where you can truly be happy and free.

Vernons server is home and home is Vernons server…

I <3 Vs
Vernons server is the best!
In between Portland and the coast.

The absolute worst place to live. Has had two floods in the last 12 years. An average population of 2300 people to sum up how much a joke of a town this is.
Boy: where do you live?
Girl: Portland, What about you?
Boy:Vernonia!
Girl: Yeah...I have to go.
Vernonia by allineedispaper June 30, 2009
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