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Vera Farmiga

Vera Ann Farmiga was born on August 6th, 1973

She is the prettiest actress in the world. Vera is a real flirty goofy goofy gal and at times she can be a WILD ONE but she KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING. She is such a milf, is so smart and is the best pianist in this universe. Also she actually knows how to act, unlike Rose Byrne.

Vera loves Starbucks so much, she probably gets a:
Iced White Chocolate Mocha
With:
2 pumps of hazelnut syrup
Caramel drizzle
Vanilla sweet cream cold

You most likely know her from The Conjuring franchise. She also has been in Bates Motel, Up In The Air, The Departed, Orphan, TBITSP etc. There will never be another woman like Vera Farmiga, she is one of a kind. In all honesty, she can seem like an eccentric screwball at times but trust, she is gorgeous at heart. Vera looks like a mom and is so motherly, if you watch Bates Motel you’ll understand what I am saying. Vera is the literal scream queen, I mean if you watch The Boy In The Striped Pajamas you’ll see the end where Vera screams like a girlboss, just ugh, she is an absolute icon and is such a cutie pie.

Vera may like heavy metal music, but she is the epitome of the song 99 Nights (by Charlotte Cardin) Also, in my opinion, vera’s interviews are cringey ASF no joke, but she still rocks them. Vera is a member of the top secret goofy goober club.

Overall, Vera Farmiga is such a cute soccer mom with extraordinary acting skills and deserves everything she has ever wanted.
*watches The Conjuring with friend*
“Dang, who plays that hot banging demonologist?”
“Oh that hottie? Yeah, thats Vera Farmiga.”
Vera Farmiga by astrare July 5, 2023
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Vera_farm1ga is amazing and such a great tiktoker. Follow Paris Hilton and she’ll give u a kiss.
Vera_farm1ga is actually Paris Hilton.
vera_farm1ga by TherealParis September 2, 2021

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verafarmigaswifeylol means an amazing editor and a vv attractive person ngl 😏
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026