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venuti: any group of two or more upright bass players
I see a herd of sheep, a school of fish, and a venuti of bass players.

The word refers to the time that legendary jazz violinist (and infamous prankster) Joe Venuti had a laugh by calling every bass player in the book (in 1928 Los Angeles) and pretending he had a gig for them on New Years Eve (usually a lucrative pay day). When 38 upright bassists showed up toting their large and unwieldy instruments the intersection of Hollywood and Vine was a total madhouse… to Venuti’s great amusement. The prank became legendary eventually leading to the adoption of the word venuti in early 21st century bass circles online, in Austin, Texas, and spreading to other communities as well.
venuti by slapunor44 August 29, 2022
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Venuti Spot 

The best parking spot in an entire parking lot that is discovered to be free and then taken just as you pull into the lot. A parking spot can only be considered a "Venuti Spot" when one finds it immediately upon entering the lot; if one drives around a lot for some time the spot is not considered a Venuti Spot, as time and effort were wasted looking for it. Upon pulling into the spot, one exclaims, "Venuti Spot!"
"I can't believe we came to the mall on December 24th. Wait - look - Venuti Spot!"
Venuti Spot by WittyWhit February 7, 2024

the venuti 

to slowly creep away from someone or something with a guilty look on your face. this is usally done after an act that you know is wrong and you dont want to get your ass kicked.
Person 1: Dude did you see what he did when he slapped me?
Person2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did the venuti and slowly creeped away. I wanted to punch him
the venuti by MacDaddy827262 December 11, 2009

Mike Venuti 

The Gamiest person alive. a person that is extremely good looking, and also has a great personality. People are lucky to know a man by this name. He is the life of every party he walks into. Everybody needs a Mike Venuti in their life.
Did you see that Mike Venuti there? He is so amazing!
Mike Venuti by anonymous445789 January 19, 2013
A bard that drinks a lot of alcohol in the tavern. Says "ehe" to Paimon, and can kill Timmie's birds in an instant.
Venti by Retsdf5 February 6, 2021
gay looking god who has cool puffy pants, hat and god knows how long it took to make that cape. Anyways VENTI PLS COME HOME.
Person 1 (Whale): Hey did you get Venti yet
Person 2(FTP): No what about you?
Person 1: c3 Venti
Person 2: fuck you
Venti by valrune March 7, 2021
venti is a very attractive god from the game genshin impact. he is also known as barbatos. also known as ventilator. he is over 2600 years old and plays the lyre he is perfect in every way. anyway PLEASE COME HOME VENTI
person 1: whoa who is that hot person with the cool ass braids?

person 2: oh your talking about venti! i love him more than anyone. he is so cool.
Venti by venti is god May 8, 2021