venuja 

A venuja is a kind hearted amazing person who is always helpful and kind and will always shine through when most needed. He is also a person who is funny and keeps secrets really well.

Wow! Why couldnt I give birth to a "Venuja"

venuja by @Total not Venidapooh September 13, 2020

Owen Trevor Venuja Nolan Matthew 

ALSO KNOW AS “THE FIVE GUYS”

Owen Trevor Venuja Nolan Matthew are know as The Five Guys

Owen Trevor Venuja Nolan Matthew by Soccer_on May 8, 2018

venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.

venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018

Venja 

Venja is how a real hippie girl is supposed to be.

She is open minded, kind-hearted, friendly, has a good sense of humour, is very calm, in harmony with herself and she isn't scared of doing the unconventional.
She also has superior baking skills, which she uses to bake vegan deliciousness.
She is drug-free, while she tried alkohol and weed, she decided that these are nothing for her.
Her strong character enables her to stick to this decision, even if everyone around here is on alkohol, weed and speed at once.

A Venja also has great hair, sadly she tends to hide that in one or the other way. If not dreadlocks, then by pining it up.

The only real inconsistent thing about a Venja is that she cares about signs and rules. Of course she doesn't obey them, but she still thinks out loud about them.

Examples:

Person 1: These weed-brownies are delicious, I bet Venja made them.
Person 2: Yes, she did. In fact, there is no weed in them. But don't worry, they will still make you high, because they are so good!

Venja: No, we can't steal food out of this dumpster, it's illegal. Let's do it anyways!

Venja by nixoninajar June 1, 2013

venusaur 

A bigass dinosaur Pokemon.

Venusaur just pwnt yo ass!

venusaur by Dougly June 24, 2006

Venusaur 

When you shove a bonsai tree or another small plant up one's vagina or anus so they achieve sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: I'm gonna meet up with Mary tonight.

Guy 2: Are you gonna Venusaur her?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah!

Venusaur by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 7, 2011