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Venja is how a real hippie girl is supposed to be.

She is open minded, kind-hearted, friendly, has a good sense of humour, is very calm, in harmony with herself and she isn't scared of doing the unconventional.
She also has superior baking skills, which she uses to bake vegan deliciousness.
She is drug-free, while she tried alkohol and weed, she decided that these are nothing for her.
Her strong character enables her to stick to this decision, even if everyone around here is on alkohol, weed and speed at once.

A Venja also has great hair, sadly she tends to hide that in one or the other way. If not dreadlocks, then by pining it up.

The only real inconsistent thing about a Venja is that she cares about signs and rules. Of course she doesn't obey them, but she still thinks out loud about them.
Examples:

Person 1: These weed-brownies are delicious, I bet Venja made them.
Person 2: Yes, she did. In fact, there is no weed in them. But don't worry, they will still make you high, because they are so good!

Venja: No, we can't steal food out of this dumpster, it's illegal. Let's do it anyways!
Venja by nixoninajar June 1, 2013
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Venja is a Beautiful Woman who deserves only the very best in the world. She is kind hearted, humorous, caring, loving, respectful and full on WIFE MATERIAL! Do not fuck with her, she will rip your penis off and feed it to her
Dogs. Be kind to venja and she will be kind to you. Dating a venja is 100% worth it, GO FIND ONE YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Wow venja is wife material
Venja by Venja May 31, 2020
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Venja • Vanja • Venkat • veejay • veja • Velja • Vena • Venda • vengabus • Venables
1. A Bantustan set up in northern South Africa, bordering Zimbabwe and is now part of Limpopo province. It was founded as a homeland by the Apartheid Regime for the Venda people, speakers of the Venda language.

2. A beautiful girl who sometimes needs reminding that she's gorgeous. A very adventurous person who enjoys the great outdoors. Although she is tough, she is still a woman and appreciates girly things, at times. A lovely person on the whole, to be treated with love and respect.
A: That girl kick's ass!
B: Oh, that's Venda.
Venda by Comrade. February 3, 2014
Vanja is a female Scandinavian and Slavic name that probably means "God's gift."
Vanja is amazing. She is loved by all and she's got a fire sense of humor. She can make anyone laugh. She is also really, really smart and very considerate. It is very hard to make her angry or annoyed, but if you do, I suggest you get prepared for a shower of sarcastic insults. Vanja is very strong, and she is very beautiful. Her eyes hold the secrets to the universe, her hair is a waterfall that cascades down her back, and each neuron in her galaxy of a mind holds an entire different universe. You'll never meet anyone as smart, funny, beautiful, and as forgiving as Vanja. She is one of a kind. She is the goddess of beauty, laughter, strength and power that walks the Earth. Everyone is immediately entranced by her beauty and personality. Once you break the ice around her, she is the best person you'll ever meet.
Vanja is like a Siren, mysterious and beautiful.
Vanja by Linden November 10, 2019
A person who knows no boundaries. A handsome cutiepie with a venomous tongue. They are exclusive only to those who can take their fabulousness. Usually peculiar in build, style, face and personality. when they walk in, the party stops, cuz everyone wants to talk to them.

Eloquent, social geniuses who can capture your attention even if they don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Highly social and supportive, but can ground you immediately.
Someone: Shit dude did you see that!? I think my dick just exploded.
Another someone: *in a dreamy voice* That’s Vanja.
Vanja by chousa October 8, 2018

Vennable 

Explainable by a Venn diagram.
Dude1: I see chicz that are hot and chicz that are drunk, but why can't i find any that are both?
Dude2: Dude, that's totally vennable!
Vennable by Vasa5 June 20, 2012

vendapoor 

The inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.
Person 1: "Dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine."
Person 2: "I don't have any money."
Person 1: "What are you talking about? You just cashed your paycheck."
Person 2: "Yeah, but all I have are $20s. I'm vendapoor."
vendapoor by Pammy P June 5, 2011
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