Velocirapt 

(v.) To express doing something that requires an intense amount of energy and brain power. It can be used in all matters and forms, ranging from simple day-to-day activities to more profound undertakings.

Tara: Dan, I woke up this morning and immediately velocirapted out of bed!

Dan: Whoa! That's crazy talk!

Velocirapt by mr.bojangles4251 December 17, 2011

Velosarapture 

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.

The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.

Velosarapture by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Velocirapstar

Noun, slang

Not a velociraptor with a sense of quality music, as the name might suggest, but a girl singing high pitched karaoke. Often used as a mating call.

"Wow, those screeches must come from a nearby velocirapstar. We better get out of here before it tries to mate with us."

Velocirapstar by Please:Don't May 19, 2014

Velocipastor 

It’s a movie.
About dinosaurs.

Person 1: Did you saw the movie Velocipastor.
Person 2: Bruh wtf is that.
Person 3: *cries*

Velocipastor by MasinaDeSpalt69 August 2, 2020

Velociraptor 

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor 

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

velociraptor by rossdwp March 10, 2009

Velocycraptor  

When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.

Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night, she moaned like a banshee.

Velocycraptor by osallamalickum March 12, 2009