The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.

Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.

Velcro Ass by YunChop January 13, 2018

Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

velcromonkeys

A twitch streamer that does many different types of games such as Minecraft and Jackbox

Velcromonkeys went live on Twitch

velcromonkeys by thechilldylan November 20, 2020

velcroholic

Compulsive or excessive wearing of velcro shoes.

"You do know you're a velcroholic?! What makes you think they'll let you on this year, look they're watching you!"

The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.

velcroholic by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026