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Dana Velarde
Dana Velarde is a funniest girl . She can sing, she's like a meme too , nope she's not famous . Mhm
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Person 1 : You know who dana velarde is??
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
Dana Velarde by JSJSHSHBS November 24, 2018
Related Words
Velarde • Velardefied • Dana Velarde • Josue Velarde • Oscar velarde • Velardian • Velardage • Velardi
Oscar velarde
Oscar velarde by Pepelguapo September 8, 2021
Josue Velarde
Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
Josue Velarde by Mr Gordon October 16, 2021
Velardage
Velardage by Joe Velardo August 10, 2006
Velardian
A form of government with extreme authoritarianism cutting down on lots of rights that's had state surveillance extremely patriotic champions the idea they evolved from gods and national eugenics.
Velardian by Communist Toge July 6, 2018
Velardian
Velardian is a form of government which is defined by
Violent patriotism
Unflinching support of imperialism
Acceptance of any and all teachings presented to you by the state
Embrace the notion that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few
Have a strong desire to spread the teachings of the Velardian Party throughout the Earth and beyond
The blind willingness to accept orders by the ruling authority (good or bad)
The feeling that your race and culture is inherently superior to all others
Accepting everything in the Velardian Manifesto to be truth and the supreme law of the land
Willingness to daily consume drugs that regulate one's thoughts and cause a false, high feeling of joy
Violent patriotism
Unflinching support of imperialism
Acceptance of any and all teachings presented to you by the state
Embrace the notion that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few
Have a strong desire to spread the teachings of the Velardian Party throughout the Earth and beyond
The blind willingness to accept orders by the ruling authority (good or bad)
The feeling that your race and culture is inherently superior to all others
Accepting everything in the Velardian Manifesto to be truth and the supreme law of the land
Willingness to daily consume drugs that regulate one's thoughts and cause a false, high feeling of joy
Velardian by Communist Toge July 6, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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