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Vegas Cock

noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, etc.). A penis that has nasty fluids and puss filled bumps on it and is really the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The reason its called "Vegas Cock" is because not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (i.e. it comes back with you in your pants).

Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008
Guy 1: dude i went on a trip to Vegas and fucked a couple a nasty street hookers and I came back with a case of Vegas Cock

Guy 2: fuckin sucks balls dude!
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Cock Vegas 

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
Cock Vegas by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013

Las vegas cocktail 

When a person mixes the prescription drugs Soma, oxycodone, xanax. usually a standard dose of each, as these are all very potent. 350-700soma 10-30mg oxy, 1-2mg xanax (benzos)

Note: some people have scripts for all 3 of these. some don't.
Mixing up a Las Vegas Cocktail and relaxing on the couch tonight! lets the games begin!
Las vegas cocktail by RxGrad December 16, 2012

las vegas cocktail 

the las vegas coctail is a combination of soma and vicodin. Usually a user takes it in a two to one ratio soma to vicodin. Some say the effects are similar to heroin when the dose is high enough.
Man I was in a soma coma las night after I took 5 somas and three norco pills. A serious Las Vegas Cocktail
las vegas cocktail by waywardpal October 27, 2007

Las Vegas Shrimp Cocktail 

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.
My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026