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vanessasexual 

Vanessasexual is when you’re heterosexual but gay for Vanessa Morgan and only Vanessa Morgan.
Girl 1: omg did you see saskias new Vanessa edit?
Girl 2: yes it made me Vanessasexual
The Girl is a Genius, you cant lose her. She does have a crazy hoe self sometimes. She is an Intresting friend and has a weird personality if you think about it. There are 2 types of Vannessa’s. There is the Cute, Eligant, And Nerd one. Or the devilish, Hoe one. EITHER one will stay by your side. Don’t lose her, repeat DONT lose her.
“Ayooo look it’s Vannessa! What a nerd that I’m falling for”
Vannessa by TheAmazingGreatUnknown January 18, 2019
vanessa is a female name, and in greek is means ‘butterfly’. vanessas are beautiful and strong, and most importantly always stay tough on the inside. no matter what, they will fight until the ends of the earth for their best friends, too. they are very positive, and shy at first. however, once you get to know them, you’ll find out that theyre extremely adventurous and lovable. it’s always a plus to have a vanessa in ur life!
vanessa is MY best friend, and I wouldn’t trade her for the world!
vanessa by basketballsoccer21 November 26, 2017

vanessa. 

The most amazing girl u will ever meet. Has an amazing smile. Beautiful eyes. And a charismatic personality.she will never fail to make u smile and she has an amazing body. God took his sweet time on her. She just makes u wanna go.. mmmmm mm mm m.
Man. That girl is so vanessa.
Pretty smart kind faithful don’t take any bull crazy and good person to be with she’s taken and being with her is hard but it’s worth it she’s has a smart mouth and don’t get it twisted period
Vanesha so thick girl how you get so thick
Vanesha by ¥energy April 19, 2019

Dirty Vanessa 

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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