Varnum

Coffee addicted homosexual from Seattle, WA. Loves democrats, liberal politics, men (especially gays), cleveland steamers (on themselves), tossing salad, OKC Thunder, and little boys. Vocabulary consisting of Dude, No, Rad, Rog, Shred, Gnar Gnar Pow Pow, and Profanities. Often found wandering the streets with a confused look on their face or in front of a juke box or Itunes changing the song every 10 seconds.

I caught this Varnum trying to play hide the sausage with a schnauzer.

by Nick Varnum February 12, 2010

Varnum

A short, awkwardly dressed dog and pig molester who searches for random encounters at spinx gas stations

The cops cornered a Varnum at spinx last night but he shagged two pigs before they caught him- goat scrumper--

by Dsafddd November 15, 2016

Varnum Stupid

(noun) When you say something so unbelievably dumb, most people would think you are joking.

Those opinions on Bernie Sanders are Varnum stupid.

by starkunn May 31, 2020

VarDump

Slang term from programmers for taking a dump

I'm going to take a VarDump, brb back

by Weirdtopia January 7, 2013

vernum

lol bitch

Th Vernum kid sucks

by Hahhaahhaa October 6, 2020

varnam

Varnam is very cool guy. He is actually funny but sometimes will make very cheap jokes that will define him. The guy name varnam is usually found with Fat body. If you have Varnam as your friend or you just know him try to stay away from him as he might injured you.

That boy don't know how to play cricket is he varnam

by Abababababababab February 22, 2024