"vanspreader"
1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.
can also be used in verb form:
"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.
can also be used in verb form:
"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
by mariangello June 5, 2015
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1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.
can also be used in verb form:
"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.
can also be used in verb form:
"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
by mariangello June 5, 2015
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by Lucas Lucas October 26, 2015
Get the Fanspreading mug.The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.
by Terry Heaton December 21, 2014
Get the manspreading mug.When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.
James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.
by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015
Get the manspreading mug.A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.
A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
by Deadmojo January 20, 2019
Get the Manspreading mug.Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted
by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017
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