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Vanspreading 

"vanspreader"

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
Vanspreading by mariangello June 5, 2015
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Vanspreading 

"vanspreader"

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
Vanspreading by mariangello June 5, 2015

Fanspreading 

When a woman takes up more room than is strictly necessary on public transport.
"Excuse me madam, would you mind not fanspreading, it makes me feel uncomfortable"
Fanspreading by Lucas Lucas October 26, 2015

manspreading 

The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.
The dudes took up all the damned space with their manspreading.
manspreading by Terry Heaton December 21, 2014

manspreading 

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.
James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.
manspreading by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Manspreading 

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.
A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Manspreading by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Manspreading 

Another way for women to start a big issue with men
Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted