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Vandrunk 

The highest level of shitfaced; WAY beyond wasted; the night that reminds you why you joined AA; hammered beyond belief; So drunk that you don't realize you're doing jumping jacks and push ups that you fall into the fridge and puke in the sink..and keep going; I.e., the greatest bachelor/bachelorette party that no one could possibly ever, ever top, no matter how much you will never remember.
Friend 1:"Bro. Wtf happened last night.."
Friend2:"dude, I don't know. We must have been Vandrunk..."

"Where the hell am I, I must have gotten Vandrunk last night..."

"Ok!Now that you're Vandrunk.. Let's do jumping Jacks! "
Vandrunk by ehbaybay December 27, 2009
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VanDunking

1.) When a man with a very large penis has intercourse with a woman to the point where vaginal stitches are necessary.
So I guess Emily's back from the hospital. I hear she got a VanDunking. She needed 12 stitches!!!
VanDunking by D-Rock City July 7, 2011
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Curse word used in an SNL scetch. Not know by the charaters if actual curse word.
It was funny when they used vandruk as a curse word on an SNL scetch involving a horrible doctor losing a baby.
vandruk by dmtg June 26, 2006

Vandruke 

A person who is entirely too much of a push-over. Also commonly found sulking about their problems.
"He's such a vandruke!"
Vandruke by Lady Kiera January 17, 2010

vändpunkt

en sak som jag vill veta vad det är send help
du ska skriva vad vändpunkten är i filmen
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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