vandruk
It was funny when they used vandruk as a curse word on an SNL scetch involving a horrible doctor losing a baby.
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vondruke
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
vondruke by MaximumTravis May 4, 2003
Vandrunk
The highest level of shitfaced; WAY beyond wasted; the night that reminds you why you joined AA; hammered beyond belief; So drunk that you don't realize you're doing jumping jacks and push ups that you fall into the fridge and puke in the sink..and keep going; I.e., the greatest bachelor/bachelorette party that no one could possibly ever, ever top, no matter how much you will never remember.
Friend 1:"Bro. Wtf happened last night.."
Friend2:"dude, I don't know. We must have been Vandrunk..."
"Where the hell am I, I must have gotten Vandrunk last night..."
"Ok!Now that you're Vandrunk.. Let's do jumping Jacks! "
Friend2:"dude, I don't know. We must have been Vandrunk..."
"Where the hell am I, I must have gotten Vandrunk last night..."
"Ok!Now that you're Vandrunk.. Let's do jumping Jacks! "
vandruff
Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often found on prostitutes and ghetto hoes with poor vaginal hygiene.
vandruff by CockBlocker January 17, 2005
Vanduker
A term used while having WAY too much sex. Often times both partners are just way too exhausted to continue. Usually ends in a mutual agreement to end whatever sexual activity is at hand.
Man I'm so Vandukered.
Vondruke
A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.