Vanalee

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Vanalee is the type of person who has no idea what a golden shower is. This is because she is innocent and avoids mind-destroying garbage like this website. Talk to a Vanalee for tips on crocheting and dealing with annoying friends who delay your travel plans.

Vanalee used me as an intellectual punching bag yesterday. I love her!

Vanalee by Sukaryes February 4, 2023

Words you can keep

vanvleet

A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.

I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?

vanvleet by Michael VanVleet December 9, 2008

Related Words

Vanalee • varalee • vanvleet • vanallen • vanatee • vanlee • VanVleet Classic • stebe vanleer • jared vanvleet • van leeuwen

vanlee

Vanlee usually 6"3 rather large cock size.. enjoys long walks on the beach while smoking a backwood has one main bitch and 5 side bitches

Never trust a vanlee he will leave you dickmatized

vanlee by Broaches June 17, 2018

vanatee

A beautiful girl that can dance very good and she has lots of friends,is very emotional but very loving and caring as long you don't get on her bad side...

Sometimes you can be a real vanatee

vanatee by IDK...UnKnOwN..., August 14, 2017

VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.

"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"

VanVleet Classic by VanVleet June 5, 2019

vanallen

A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth of jack.

Hey did you see that dude in the tight ass pants? God what a fuckin VanAllen!!!

vanallen by phillup macrevis January 17, 2008

vanvleet

the practice of fingering one's self anally while masturbating

I walked in and caught Kevin vanvleeting himself.

vanvleet by manlover1269 March 25, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026