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vanvleet 

A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.
I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?
vanvleet by Michael VanVleet December 9, 2008
Vanlee usually 6"3 rather large cock size.. enjoys long walks on the beach while smoking a backwood has one main bitch and 5 side bitches
Never trust a vanlee he will leave you dickmatized
vanlee by Broaches June 17, 2018
A beautiful girl that can dance very good and she has lots of friends,is very emotional but very loving and caring as long you don't get on her bad side...
Sometimes you can be a real vanatee
vanatee by IDK...UnKnOwN..., August 14, 2017

VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.
"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"
VanVleet Classic by VanVleet June 5, 2019

vanallen 

A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth of jack.
Hey did you see that dude in the tight ass pants? God what a fuckin VanAllen!!!
vanallen by phillup macrevis January 17, 2008

vanvleet 

the practice of fingering one's self anally while masturbating
I walked in and caught Kevin vanvleeting himself.
vanvleet by manlover1269 March 25, 2010