VanMarter

the definition of the alpha male, good looks, intelligence and big guns.

did you see that guy next to arnold? he makes the oak look like a mouse, must be a VanMarter.

by mcnic August 26, 2010

Vanbantered

The act of sending someone to Syria, permanently.

Person 1: " Hey do you know what happened to Micheal?" Person 2: "Oh yeah, he got Vanbantered"

by wigga69 January 11, 2021

VanMeter

A fierce, mighty warrior or warriors relating back to the middle ages.

The soldier who lanced the enemy, must have been a VanMeter.

by skvm March 7, 2008

vanbantered

the act of sending someone to syria due to their stupidity and foolishness

person 1: did you hear about micheal?
person 2: yeah i think he got vanbantered

by abdeebattyman January 11, 2021

vanmeeter

a crazy person, sometimes used as a derogatory term for people in an insane asylum.

Those vanmeeters creeped me out! They were freakin' crazy!

by Mallork May 30, 2006

vagmaster

The master of the vag (pronounced vadge, aka, vagina).

Typically female, the vagmaster controls all entry into and actions within the vag. In rare cases, a pimp may assume control of entry into the vag area, becoming a monetary vagmaster, for a nominal fee to the biological vagmaster. Both parties benefit from monetary gain.

"So have you gotten laid yet?"
"No way man, she's one prude-ass vagmaster."

by CFV November 30, 2007

vanmeeter

A person who is crazy in a good way. Also refers to a dead painter.

Hey dude, did you see that vanmeeter? He was totally cool!

by Mallork June 28, 2006