Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.

"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."

by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017

Darryl Van Horne

He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.

gotta love him.

Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?

Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.

Kat: Perfect.

by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010

Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019

vanhorne

A stinky meth gobbeling door-to-door Sales person!

Don’t answer the door there is a vanhorne!

by Directv man October 28, 2017

Kavone Vanhorne

First of his name! He’s know for his creativity is boldness but also his ability to be calm and layback in certain situations. Descendant of a royal dutch family but he was born in poverty, which push him to become successful driven. He aspire to become impeccable

They aspire to be the best, Kavone Vanhorne

by Googlename November 24, 2021