van go!

the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.

i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

Van Go!

When someone gets fucked so hard that the receiver's ears fall off, like the famous artist!

Jerry: Ima gonna fuck you up!
Johnny: Ok dad, I'll be da catcher!
Jerry: Ooooh yeah!
Johnny: AWWW My ears just fell off! VAN GO!!!

by sam...m June 12, 2006

Vincen van go

You cut off there ear and then piss in there eye.

vincen van go

by MikeyMonk January 16, 2011

go to Van Nuys

To have an abortion. This phrase was coined by Andy on the show Weeds, who called it that because the clinic he went to for abortions was in Van Nuys - a poor, seedy district in Los Angeles.

"Man I'm in serious trouble. My girlfriend is preggers."

"OK calm down. We're gonna go to Van Nuys and make everything better"

by Percolator March 13, 2010

Vango

An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!

Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...

by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021

vango

Jailbait

"Vango is out of bounds!"

by colourrazor August 23, 2011

Vango

An adjective or a describing word of someone that likes snuff and many other rather strange things - typically used in the furry circles.

Man, that guy is such a Vango, he always is reading snuff porn on e621.

by Pocket Protector May 21, 2011