An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021
Get the Vangomug. An adjective or a describing word of someone that likes snuff and many other rather strange things - typically used in the furry circles.
by Pocket Protector May 21, 2011
Get the Vangomug. 
by frank flakestone January 14, 2010
Get the bamming vango zangomug. A term conned by TheGuy남자 (foxhound404) in the Pirate Software Discord when describing what another member of the Discord should do with a particular Pokemon card.
TheGuy남자 — Today at 11:24 PM
aw man. should put it in a small frame to vango it more
Ecks — Today at 11:25 PM
vango?
Ecks — Today at 11:26 PM
Wait do you mean Van Gogh?
:KEKW:
Ecks — Today at 11:27 PM
Did you just verb Van Gogh's name? Like googling something but you vango something? AKA hang it up :KEKW:
TheGuy남자 — Today at 11:24 PM
aw man. should put it in a small frame to vango it more
Ecks — Today at 11:25 PM
vango?
Ecks — Today at 11:26 PM
Wait do you mean Van Gogh?
:KEKW:
Ecks — Today at 11:27 PM
Did you just verb Van Gogh's name? Like googling something but you vango something? AKA hang it up :KEKW:
by EcksEcksEcks July 04, 2024
Get the Vangomug. An abrievated term that means "To hang", "To Display" as if the item were a piece of art work created by the artist Vincent Van Gogh.
Conned by TheGuy남자(foxhound404) on the Pirate Software Discord Server:
TheGuy남자 — Today at 11:24 PM
aw man. should put it in a small frame to vango it more
Ecks — Today at 11:25 PM
vango?
Ecks — Today at 11:26 PM
Wait do you mean Van Gogh?
:KEKW:
TheGuy남자 — Today at 11:26 PM
yus
Ecks — Today at 11:27 PM
Did you just verb Van Gogh's name? Like googling something but you vango something? AKA hang it up :KEKW:
Ecks — Today at 11:27 PM
I feel like I just witnessed the birth of a new saying
Conned by TheGuy남자(foxhound404) on the Pirate Software Discord Server:
TheGuy남자 — Today at 11:24 PM
aw man. should put it in a small frame to vango it more
Ecks — Today at 11:25 PM
vango?
Ecks — Today at 11:26 PM
Wait do you mean Van Gogh?
:KEKW:
TheGuy남자 — Today at 11:26 PM
yus
Ecks — Today at 11:27 PM
Did you just verb Van Gogh's name? Like googling something but you vango something? AKA hang it up :KEKW:
Ecks — Today at 11:27 PM
I feel like I just witnessed the birth of a new saying
by EcksEcksEcks July 04, 2024
Get the Vangomug.