An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021
An adjective or a describing word of someone that likes snuff and many other rather strange things - typically used in the furry circles.
by Pocket Protector April 29, 2011
by frank flakestone January 14, 2010
Algonquin for "Great Penis"
Chieftain Vango settled in Mattituck, Long Island in 1640 where he founded Love Lane, Stanley Road, and Breakwater Beach.
Mattituck is Algonquin for "Great Creek" and the legend of Chieftain Vango lives on to this day through his many descendants.
Chieftain Vango settled in Mattituck, Long Island in 1640 where he founded Love Lane, Stanley Road, and Breakwater Beach.
Mattituck is Algonquin for "Great Creek" and the legend of Chieftain Vango lives on to this day through his many descendants.
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I'm going out to Mattituck this weekend. Are you down to come with!?"
Girl #2: "OMG YES!!! Isn't that where the Vango hail from? Whose car are we going to take!? We HAVE to go ASAP!"
Girl #2: "OMG YES!!! Isn't that where the Vango hail from? Whose car are we going to take!? We HAVE to go ASAP!"
by Peter Phills June 19, 2022