Van Girl

An abnormaly large woman, a woman so enormous that she is bedridden for life.

Im starving, van girl cleaned out my cupboard.

by Vengefulsorrow January 11, 2009

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 2, 2004

Mini Van Girls

One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.

Woah- that BMW hands you your seat belt, us mini van girls have never seen that before.

by Mini Van Girls June 3, 2013

White Van Girl

The opposite of white van man.
Delightful, polite, happy, attractive and helpful.
Usually self employed and loving it.
Outside of work she mostly uses it to cart a dog, artwork, music gear, recycling waste, and to zip around town doing chores.
This girl is a lady who is not afraid of traffic, big trucks, wolf whistling builders etc, manics on the road, or reversing into tight spots.

There goes a lovely white van girl, did you see her?

by Skorching May 10, 2011