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Vampire Teabag 

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.
Vampire Teabag by Naguine November 21, 2010

Vampire Teabag 

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
Vampire Teabag by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

vampire's teabag 

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.
vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.
So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004

vampire tea bag 

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012