ErosSlav6661's definitions

Bungee-beads

When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.

"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Silly Milk

When you put a silly straw down a man's urethra and suck out his nut through the silly straw.

"I had myself some silly Milk last night girl and you would not believe how I gargled that semen!"

by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021

Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Strawberry spongecake

When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.

"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."

by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021

Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.

"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Reindeer Games

When you stick a string of jingle bells up your ass and run around with antlers on playing 'reindeer games'.

"Me and my girl played reindeer Games last night! Her ass twerked me a song of Christmas past!"

by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021