Definitions by ErosSlav6661

Vampires' Desperation 

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

Vampires' Desperation by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Vampire Teabag 

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

Vampire Teabag by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Bungee-beads 

When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.

"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"

Bungee-beads by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Scissor-kiss 

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.

"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"

Scissor-kiss by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Silly Milk 

When you put a silly straw down a man's urethra and suck out his nut through the silly straw.

"I had myself some silly Milk last night girl and you would not believe how I gargled that semen!"

Silly Milk by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021

Reindeer Games 

When you stick a string of jingle bells up your ass and run around with antlers on playing 'reindeer games'.

"Me and my girl played reindeer Games last night! Her ass twerked me a song of Christmas past!"

Reindeer Games by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021

Strawberry spongecake

When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.

"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."

Strawberry spongecake by ErosSlav6661 January 2, 2021