A girl who is beautiful, smart,very talented,athletic, and she's usually thick, and boys always like her. She's smart but she's really goofy. She's very confusing but it only makes you want her more. She's very shy but when you get to know her she pushes away cause she's afraid of getting hurt.

Person 1: Who is she? She's so beautiful, but she won't let me figure her out
Person 2: She's such an Alondria

Alondria by Tiggerstar145 December 19, 2016

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Valondria • valondrah • Valindra • Alondria • alondrian • valandrea • valonia • Valoria • Valorian

Alondria

A girl whose funny, beautiful, sexy, has a loving caring heart, and will give you her last. Alondria’s love to throw down at the kitchen table with some chicken wangs and, don’t care about hurting your feelings. They freaky and will love you til the end of time, unless you fuck em over. So don’t

Alondria is the baddest girl, period.

Alondria by BigDon19 August 28, 2019

valonia

Cute ong no cap emo baddie ong fat thighs bro like ong bro you need one bro like this like ✅✅✅✅

valonia more like cute gottem XD

valonia by plutodoinyourMother July 6, 2021

Valoria

A very strong willed woman, determined to do her best in the world. Takes care of her mom when needed and knows what the meaning of family is. Easily appeased with chocolate but won't take any of your shit

sometimes when I feel down I call on Valoria

Valoria by Septemberinlove August 20, 2019

Valindra

Valindra is the owner of "Divine Sister", a roblox cult that broke a lot of roblox ToS, it promoted cannibalism, gore and other bad stuff. Like eating poop in the game.

Many people defend her, even though she did a lot of things wrong. Her game got banned multiple times, because the game broke roblox ToS, but Valindra called Roblox "Homophobic", even though Roblox is NOT homophobic.

Roblox supports LGBTQ+, they are not homophobic. They made LGBTQ+ roblox faces you know. It's just an excuse to get away with it, Divine Sister's game was banned correctly multiple times, but she got away with it.

Her supporters think she is in the right, but she is not. She did a lot of bad things and is still doing them.
She pretends to be LGBTQ+ to get money, she doesn't care about you, or me, or any of us, she just wants money.

-Who is that?

+That's Valindra.

-Oh, so she is the person that broke the Roblox rules and called Roblox homophobic because their game got banned.

Valindra by JustanormalRobloxplayer June 15, 2020

Valindra

A "trendy" (annoying) girl who often says things such as "ana ou" and "sksksksksks" and ends their phrases with dashes. Valindras would do anything for attention and are very manipulative.

Ali: ana ou sksksksks I-
Ava: smh Ali you're such a valindra

Valindra by valindra4829419091 August 6, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026