The lords cult disguised as a town in Faulkner county arkansas. Population consists of pitchfork holding Christians, douchebag school principals, and a pedophilic subway employee.

Pros:
- Literally live anywhere in the town and there’s a church in your damn face.
- not ghetto

Cons:
-get pulled over for no reason because cops have nothing to do.
-no restaurants

“Hey man you wanna go down to vilonia?”

“Hell no! I’d rather go to Greenbrier then that place!”

Vilonia by anonymous June 15, 2018

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Valoria

A very strong willed woman, determined to do her best in the world. Takes care of her mom when needed and knows what the meaning of family is. Easily appeased with chocolate but won't take any of your shit

sometimes when I feel down I call on Valoria

Valoria by Septemberinlove August 20, 2019

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Valona

A hot and friendly Girl which everyone Likes

Person 1: is that Valona?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: omg Shes so hot i'd like to be her Freund

Valona by Kosovo06 January 2, 2017

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