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1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it
1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock
Vallis by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018
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someone who is obsessed and worships Ville Valo, lead singer of the band HIM (www.heartagram.com)
I love Ville so much, I think I'll become a valoist!
valoist by colormeprfect April 26, 2004
The name of imaginary cult of Ville Valo,hence VALOISM. See heartagram for details on valoism symbol and meaning.
Practice rituals would be fan art, fan fiction, and anything else that would show devotion to Mr. Valo or the rest of his band HIM.
Janna is a member of Valoism.
Valoism by Kat October 13, 2004
va-lois

n. 1. A Hyde Park, cafeteria-style institution. 2. A dining experience to cherish; diamond in the rough. 3. Workplace to the architects of divinely crafted omelets.

v. To travel to, and eat at, Valois.

adj. Incredible; awe-inspiring.

Note: President Obama frequented Valois; has his own list of specials.
1. I grabbed some Valois the other day; I was overcome with intense satisfaction. 2. I went to Valois the other day; I was overcome with intense satisfaction.

It's been a rough day, you tryna Valois?

That concert was quite Valois.
Valois by EatinAllTheTime April 24, 2011
Word to be used for saying someone loves something or someone.
You know Michael? He's totally vallis for Sarah.

You know Michael? I think he might be a cat vallis.
Vallis by ZEN SUKKII December 11, 2020
"Bonsoir Marie-Claude, #valois?"
Valois by Brian Shitpeas May 18, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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