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valinity 

the act of losing your v-card. doing IT. complete penial penetration. the horizontal mamba. when your grandma says 'it that what you kids are calling it these days'. a.k.a your virginity.
s says: m are you kidding me?! you lost your valinity???!!

m says: who hasn't these days?

s says: whore.
valinity by hottalias. August 2, 2011
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Valinity  

something, sometimes in the air, that is the glue that binds the universe (much like peanut butter)
"God damn, Ricky! Ya'll be schrimdela-bimbo in tha hizzle, all stumbly bumbly and what not... it just aint got no valinity to it. Ya must be dumber than a god damn box of rocks, man. Fuckin' A, man!"
Valinity by SharkBoy11 January 2, 2009

valiosity 

A group of people who stand for the extermination of all furries.
Hey, I know you don't like furries so join the valiosity.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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