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Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.
All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.
by cinquain August 2, 2008
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Vales Verga

Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.
Scalzo: Hey man... I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jesse: Vales verga!
by Todos Valen Verga January 5, 2012
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Jayden Vales

Is the best dude to be with and is funny, also has a huge penis
Look at Jayden Vales he is so hot
by TheMVPFBPlayee April 25, 2022
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Connor Vales-Miller

Connor is an amazing,handsome,caring guy. he has the most beautiful eyes ever. his personality could make u melt within seconds. he has the most caring heart to ever exist and always keeps it real. he is insecure but is truly perfect in every way. he can make u laugh when you feel down. he can lighten up a room with his funny personality. he has the cutest smile and best laugh. he asks a million dumb questions a day. hes the perfect boyfriend/friend.
Connor Vales-Miller best man to exist
I saw the most handsome man Connor Vales-Miller
by Thalía1530 November 12, 2023
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valene

A very strong young lady who doesn't give up on anything. Very helpful young lady who puts everyone before herself. Being in a relationship with her is a good thing because she will love you forever and always been by your side.
Valene is a beautiful lady
by Layla343 December 20, 2016
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Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
by Intern Dalek Moriarty October 7, 2013
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me vale verga

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