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valeshka 

A bitch that likes to lead people on for fun. She usually likes to twerk on random people for fun and she likes to walk around with her ass out. Valeshkas are definitely for the streets, and they love to look at themselves in the mirror. She's normally super fake and annoying, but will act like she likes you to get what she wants. She's pretty, but she uses that to her advantage. She thinks she's popular but in reality, she's pretty basic.
Guy1: damn! who's that girl?
Guy2: oh that's valeshka. she's pretty toxic man, don't talk to her.
valeshka by bummymummy5763 September 14, 2020
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Valeshka 

Valeshka has a great body but still feels insecure about it, she has major trust issues and won't buy your bullshit. Is the most understanding mf and can see something others dont, maybe spiritually or demons. As an over thinker she messes everything up, will die or kill for her close ones
Guy: "nice ass"
Valeshka: "fuck off"
Valeshka by DNAv November 22, 2021
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Wonderful, beautiful stunning woman who loves with all her heart and hates with everything shes got, you dont want to stuff this woman up or she will curse you.!!
Valeska wont be happy you better fix it now
Valeska is a very stunning and beautiful girl and anyone is lucky to have a valeska in their life and she is the best girl ever
Valeska is my baby girl
Valeska by Ricardo Herrera November 19, 2019

Jerome Valeska 

Fan-favorite character from Fox's hit TV-series, Gotham, a show that dramatizes the origin stories of all the DC characters within the titular cursed city. Jerome's origin story is the precursor to Batman's most infamous villain ever, the Joker.

Jerome Valeska is the 18-year-old red-headed son of a snake-charmer from a cheap traveling circus. After years of drunken physical and emotional abuse from his mother and her various sexual partners, as well as years of being told to be responsible and clean up after hypocritical lowlifes, he had had enough. He murdered his mother with an axe and covered it up without any empathy. After the revelation that his real father, a blind old fortune teller, had been there knowing of the abuse the whole time, he erupted in laughter at the total joke his whole life was.

From then on out, he became like the Joker in every sense except in name. He is narcissistic, sadistic, cynical, and even misogynistic, and murders indiscriminately for fun. He is also charming, snakelike, and is a charismatic showman, with unpredictable mood swings and a wide range of facial expressions. He enthusiastically uses these as tactics to make people uncomfortable and terrified, yet also unable to look away. He tends to get bored, but he hates being ignored. Bruce Wayne is the only one besides his own parents that he's truly obsessed over.
Jerome Valeska is the best Joker
Jerome Valeska by 321anasiH July 1, 2017
a very beautiful, lovely, smart, brown-skinned young lady; often called mean; doesn't care about what others think; loves her hubby lil wayne;;
Valesha says:
I take 3 L's to the head; Love. Live. Life. And I'm dead.
Love me or hate me; I promise it won't make me or break me!
Valesha by -pyt- May 19, 2008
A person who seems to be a introvert & when alone, is actually the opposite, is a memester, troller, loves raps, is a sassy hoe, is harmless, a beautiful soul, can be seductive at times, likes to learn dance & song covers, loves youtube & being lazy but will do anything for the person who gives free food, loves animals eps. Pandas & koalas...
friend: dude! did you just called my puppy a BiTcH ?
valushka: hoe , a female dog is called a bitch
valushka by Rxshh March 29, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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