Valenturd 

1.A card, note or gift sent for Valentines Day to an ex girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or former "good" friend that contain left handed complements or thinly veiled insults.

2. A really crappy or thoughtless Valentines gift.

1. Dear Bill: Thank you for the one day pass to the "doggie" day spa. What a thoughtful Valentines gift! I thought you knew , I don't own a dog anymore. At least , since you moved out. With your dog of course. Your Friend, Susan

2. Oh look Debbie, Jason sent you "Beer of The Month" gift selection for Valenturds uh...excuse me, Valentines Day!

3. " You got a gift card to where? Isn't that a "plus" size store?" asked Linda.

4. Your welcome, that Cubic Zirconia really captures the fire in your eyes tonight.

5. Oh , Pizza Hut gift cards...geez, what a Valenturd

Valenturd by GlobalFred February 17, 2009

valentuna 

a nickname commonly used for a female freak who accepts her wierdness and spells 'valentina' wrong.

You're such a valentuna!

valentuna by happygringa:0 May 18, 2011

valetudinarian 

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

valetudinarian by the great raymondo July 9, 2007

Valentard 

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.

She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.

Valentard by ShowFire March 2, 2011

Valentricksterhallogivingmas 

The ultimate word to confuse anybody. Combination of Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas

Dude 1: HAPPY VALENTRICKSTERHALLOGIVINGMAS!
Dude 2: WTF? O.o

Valentricksterhallogivingmas by Emo_Girl_AlexaUchiha December 15, 2008

Valentendonitis 

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

Valentendonitis by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

ValentIDES Day 

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

ValentIDES Day by darwinplanet February 6, 2012