Valentines day. 

Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.

single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.

Valentines day. by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019

valentines day 

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

valentines day by Martar October 7, 2008

valentines day 

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

valentines day by Xyrena June 13, 2007

Valentines day 

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

Valentines day by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007

valentines day 

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!

valentines day by join the teenage army March 12, 2008

Valentines Day 

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.

Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.

Valentines Day by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Valentines Day 

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

Valentines Day by [e-mail] January 9, 2008