Valentiming

When you're secretly dating two or more people on Valentine's Day.

John: Dude, you're in relationships with two different people at the same time! Aren't you gonna break it off with one of them before Valentine's Day?

Marc: No, I guess I'll be valentiming both of them.

Valentiming by WillM1020 February 18, 2020

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Valentingay

The time of year where you see gay couple giving each other gifts or other gifts like, hugs, kisses, or roses.

I can't believe they celebrate valentingay!

Valentingay by ShadowKnight58 February 15, 2018

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Valentiming • Valentining • Valentingay

Valentining

A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.

Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"

Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"

Valentining by ProudValentiner February 10, 2013

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Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."

Valentining by Zsophia February 12, 2014

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valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.

Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!

valentining by valentiner :) August 2, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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