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Vajunking 

The act of exploring a cavernous vagina with or without a miner's helmet and carabiner.
I went down on this girl last night, you might as well call her Carlsbad, because I totally went vajunking.
Vajunking by Rob Williams iiii August 15, 2009
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VanDunking

1.) When a man with a very large penis has intercourse with a woman to the point where vaginal stitches are necessary.
So I guess Emily's back from the hospital. I hear she got a VanDunking. She needed 12 stitches!!!
VanDunking by D-Rock City July 7, 2011
Related Words
V-The act of female masturbation. A mixture of spelunking and vagina.
I couldn't help but take a valunking trip after watching Edward in Twilight.
Valunking by swandive February 8, 2010

vajunkie 

A person totally obsessed with women, especially the vaj (vagina) and giving oral pleasure.
Carl? Oh yeah, he's a total a total vajunkie. Gets major vaj - and gives 'em oral every time without fault.
vajunkie by Adrienne Coleon March 21, 2008

vajacking 

"Where's your friend?" She's probably hiding at her desk vajacking again.
vajacking by Az-man January 5, 2016

Varuning 

to spontaneously do whatever the fuck you want, wherever the hell you want, while maintains the minimum amount of productivity required to pay rent
Bro started laying out his whole life belongs on my driveway. It’s safe to say he’s varuning.
Varuning by chokingoncigs July 14, 2023
Vaginal-wanking, a girl’s form of wanking
She was caught vanking in the toilets before class
vanking by Floatingfeather December 5, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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