vajunkie Share definition Flag A person totally obsessed with women, especially the vaj (vagina) and giving oral pleasure. Carl? Oh yeah, he's a total a total vajunkie. Gets major vaj - and gives 'em oral every time without fault. vajunkie by Adrienne Coleon March 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the vajunkie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch