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Valethole 

(va-ley-hohl) n. Those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.
Mike: Why can't we find a spot to park?
Rick: Those valetholes blocked half the lot. Last time I came here they stole all my change for parking.
Valethole by JJE October 12, 2008

valethas 

The act of consuming seminal fluid from a partner's posterior orafic following non-traditional quoitas.
It tasted so good as I did a valethas on him.
valethas by Aesu October 1, 2007

The Valethic Continuum

A cosmological framework within the Faubridge universe that contains twelve parallel universes, each classified by its level of stability and governed by The Continuity Doctrine. It serves as the setting for the planet Thalémar, countless civilizations, original music, books, and other multimedia works published by Faubridge Media Group. Mentioning “the Valethic Continuum” usually means someone has fallen down an absurdly deep rabbit hole.

Warning: Looking up “The Valethic Continuum” often results in accidentally reading a planetary survey you didn’t know you needed.
I opened the Faubridge website to look up one album and somehow ended up reading about the Valethic Continuum for an hour.

Girl, don’t ask me about the Valethic Continuum unless you’ve got the whole afternoon free.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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