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vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
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Vagizness • vag-i-ness • Vaginese • Vaginass • Vaginesia • Vagilessential • Vagimess • vaginasseur • Vagineese • Vaginensteine
vaginese
When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021
vaginesque
Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.
Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
vaginesque by \ / November 28, 2012
Vaginester
Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests
ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009
vaginese
The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
Example;
(Day 1)
My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
(Day 2)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
(Day 1)
My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
(Day 2)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
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