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vagtatt
A vagtatt is a tattoo located just above the vagina on the pelvic area of a woman, or directly on the vagina itself. The latter is very rare and especially disturbing. Known to end porno careers instantly, as well as porno actress hotness.
"Oh man did you see that girls butterfly vagtatt? Total boner killer."
"I was going down on a girl, but then I found out she had a vagtatt. WEIRD"
"I was going down on a girl, but then I found out she had a vagtatt. WEIRD"
vagtatt by Prettyxhobo May 11, 2008
Related Words
vagitation • vagitate • vagitated • Vagitational pull • Vagitat • Vagitative • vagitator • vagitatt • vagitarian • vaginatarian
Vagigate
v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.
vagitarian
My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008
vagisation
I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.
I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
vagisation by Sofi June 20, 2006
vaginathrob
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006
vaginatarian
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
vaginatarian by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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