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Vaging (Vag-ing) 

A word that is derived from "dicking around"
" vaging around" is an act that is defined by certain speculations such as:
1- girl:guy ratio of at least 1:1 (excluding family) or when being alone
2- Both parties must be equally clothed (or unclothed)
3- cannot involve a dick without a vagina (includes blowjobs, handjobs unless speculation 2 is met)
4- you are not vaging if masturbating (this is de-vaging)

You can also be "Vag-blocked" meaning there is another male denying you the act of "vaging"
If all criteria are met, you are indeed vaging (vag-ing), congratulations
Vaging (Vag-ing) by anon1090 May 23, 2010
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The public display of women flashing strangers their Vagina.
Similar to mooning.
Carla and Katie went vaging all around town.
Vaging by Team Totally Awesome September 14, 2010

slam vaging 

When the male in the relationship lays face first on the female's crotch, the woman grabs his head with both hands and forces his face into her vagina. Both hands must be used. The man must also hum Push It by Salt N Peppa.
It's Thursday night and I'm slam vaging my boyfriend. #Heaven
slam vaging by Discount Dangerous November 8, 2015

back vaging 

when a friend secretly screws your "brother" behind your back.
I think Amy is back vaging me with John.
Trish tried back vaging me with Bill, too bad he had whiskey dick.
back vaging by Stacy Pacific June 11, 2006

bi-vaging 

The act of forcing a fleshlight (unlubricated) into your partners asshole. The best time to do such an arousing act is when your just about to finish and instead of cuming inside of her, you force the fleshlight inside of her ass and you cum in that instead of her vagina. Most likely she will scream in pure pleasure (which is commenly mistaken for a scream of pain and anguish). But do not let that fool you my friend...she will remember that pleasure for years to come.
Amy: "Hey Jessia."
Jessica: "Yeah?"
Amy: Did I ever tell you how Blake bi-vaged me last
night?
Jessica: "No! You never told me that!
Amy: "Yeah, it was amazing! Iv'e never cum so hard before!"
Jessica: "Golly, if only I could get Dylan to bi-vag me.
Amy: "You gotta! bi-vaging is the best!"
bi-vaging by MasterBlake April 13, 2011

shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)
I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

glad-vaging 

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.
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