vaginable

The exent to which an object can be easily and pleasurably inserted into the vagina and used to acheive orgasm.

A dildo is highly vaginable, while a toilet brush is not.

by 4$K1N April 23, 2003

Vaginable

Vaginable is a slang term for any vegetable.

This curry needs some carrots, onions, potatoes and one other vaginable.

by nopunkintended July 31, 2019

vaginable

A vagina that's eatable,not dirty or stinky

That chick is vaginable I could eat her out all nite long ;) L.L

by L/ly March 28, 2009

Vaginable

A vagina that’s safe to eat out

“She don’t got no bodies twin and she stay clean, so that mean her shi vaginable”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

vaginablaster

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion

She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster

by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

Vaginal Vampire

Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.

"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don

by bort6 October 31, 2011