Vagina Cleaner 

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

Vagina Cleaner by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009

vagina cleaner 

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

vagina cleaner by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

Ear/Vagina Clearer 

The second sex move on the Hardcore Sex List. Man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. Then Insert into vagina/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the anus take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/shit out of partners anus/ears.

My girlfriend couldn't hear very well so I gave her the Ear/Vagina Clearer.

Ear/Vagina Clearer by Wiggle_Wam August 27, 2013

vagina cleaners 

when a girl uses floss as underwear. usually mint flavor

my girlfriend loves to use vagina cleaners, it gets all the crabs out.

vagina cleaners by anufsaidinnh December 9, 2010

vaginal cream cleaner 

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D

:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates

vaginal cream cleaner by dry lady lips December 27, 2010